6/07/2007

THINGS IN POO (A NONSEQUITUR)

Top 9 Things You Do Not Want to Find In Your Poo


9. Ice Pick
8. Compacted rodent bones, Fur
7. Your own teeth
6. Teeth of others
5. Legos
4. Legolas
3. Tiny Stegosaurus
2. Full-sized Stegosaurus
1. God

Top 4 Things You DO Want to Find In Your Poo

4. Money
3. Cash
2. Dollars
1. Cents



The great thing about Pea Coats is that they make it not such a big deal when you walk around all day with your fly open. I think that's why they're called Pea Coats, actually.

4 comments:

  1. Speaking of poo...

    Check this out:

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html

    You will NOT be disappointed.

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  2. That was...unbelievably funny. Thank you. Do people often put stories on Craigslist?? "resonance frequency of the stall"....that's priceless.

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  3. I have no idea if Craigslist is some sort of hidden treasure trove of brilliance, but that thing had me laughing for days.

    I loved the resonance frequency, the use of 'herald' in quotes, and the final-phone-convo-before-imminent-death.

    Glad you appreciated it.

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  4. website is back online! hot dog

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