11/04/2007

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CONSPIRACY

It's 9:00 pm but in reality it's 10:00 pm--or is it 11:00? Or 7:00? Who even knows anymore because of Government Time Experiments messing with the very hours and minutes of the universe. When will the Secret Shadow-Congress of Washington State stop playing God and let the cosmos run their course before the entire fabric of space-time gets hopelessly worn through?

ISAAC, YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISTAKEN ABOUT THE ORIGINS AND NATURE OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Oh really, Blue Space? Then how do you explain the fact that if you count all the letters in the word "United States Government" and divide that number by the font size of the word "Daylight Savings Time", it adds up to "666"?

IT DOESN'T.

Exactly. But if it did that would be weird.

ISAAC, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GOVERNMENT'S TIME-BENDING EXPERIMENTS OF THE 1970'S (1973 TO 2428, TO BE EXACT) DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME (DST) WAS "INVENTED" IN 1905 BY AN ALLITERATIVE ENGLISHMAN NAMED WILLIAM WILLET, WHO LOBBIED FOR IT UNSUCCESSFULLY UNTIL HIS DEATH IN 1915. THE U.S FINALLY ADOPTED IT IN 1918. IT IS SIMPLY A METHOD OF EXTENDING DAYLIGHT HOURS DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS.

That's all just the lines they fed you, Blue Space, you just took that information directly out of the CIA Sponsored Wikipedia website and you don't even realize that's all part of the cover up, just like the "footage" from the Fake Moon Landing.

NO, ISAAC. I HAVE DONE MY RESEARCH WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE REAL WIKIPEDIA AND THE CIA CONTROLLED MISINFORMATIONAL DUMMY SITE. ANYONE SMART ENOUGH TO PROTECT THEIR PASSWORD ON MYSPACE IS SMART ENOUGH TO SPOT THE CIAKIPEDIA. AND NO, THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE FAKE MOON LANDING, BECAUSE THE FACT IS THIS IS A WELL DOCUMENTED HISTORICAL FACT, AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT FBI SCIENTISTS IN FACT BLEW UP THE MOON AS EARLY AS 1943.

You're playing right into their hands, Blue Space. You're spreading their lies. Time fabric has been twisted to the breaking point by the fatal crossover of U.S Alternate Universe Oil-Drilling with black market Cuban Time-Tourism, and you know it.

GO TO BED, ISAAC.

Ok.

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