3/17/2008

THERE WILL BE BEES

Spring is coming, people...time to get prepared...






STEVEN AGUILAR COLOURED COMMENTARY:

"Haagen-Daaz has a new flavor--I am not making this up--Vanilla Honey Bee. Sounds delicious right up to the Bee. There's a little note on the carton: "Honey bees are disappearing and no one knows why. We're donating to Honey Bee research." I know why. YOU'RE CHOPPING THEM UP AND PUTTING THEM IN ICE CREAM. You think I'm going to buy your ice cream now? It's endangered AND unsafe. What if i bite into a stinger? This is the same reason I stopped eating chocolate covered Bengal Tigers. "

9 comments:

  1. Thank God I've never ran into a bee like that. I'd be dead in seconds..

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  2. The sting generator looks kind of like a little scrunched up alien bug man with wee little arms above its head.

    I'll bet its a plot from the Russians. :O

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  3. Hehe, I live in Yakima. Now I'm safe, just like the Mexicans in the day after tomorrow.

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  4. Sean, we're assigning you to sort through the Yakima population, pick out anyone who has any intellectual capacity to contribute to society and set them aside for the bunkers. Then gas the rest of them.

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  5. Haagen-Daaz has a new flavor--I am not making this up--Vanilla Honey Bee. Sounds delicious right up to the Bee. There's a little note on the carton: "Honey bees are disappearing and no one knows why. We're donating to Honey Bee research." I know why. YOU'RE CHOPPING THEM UP AND PUTTING THEM IN ICE CREAM. You think I'm going to buy your ice cream now? It's endangered AND unsafe. What if i bite into a stinger? This is the same reason I stopped eating chocolate covered Bengal Tigers.

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  6. Aieeee! Yeah, I'd have trouble picking up a carton of that ice cream!

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  7. You should see Brazilian bees. Now, that's the real deal. They are the size of dobermanns, all black, and their stingers are like swords. They can throw their poison at will and kill creatures at one mile distance. Their buzzing is like the sound of a a badass Harley Davidson engine.
    And they ride horses.
    And they have guns.
    And... And they smoke pot and beat up old ladies.
    And they can swinn.
    And they speak English better than me, so you guys must take care.

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  8. Dear Isaac,

    In response to your previous statement concerning searching through Yakima for intelligence.


    It's going to be very lonely inside that bunker.

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  9. Oh, but the female latino population will be bountiful meaning that it will be very easy to repopulate.

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