3/29/2008

I'M RICH!

I got a raise!
A 50 CENT raise!
So that means after every 40 hour workweek, after taxes, I'll have a staggering SEVENTEEN extra dollars! Oh look out exclusive clubs and high-end shopping centers and mouth-grill jewelers, Isaac Marion and his invisible BMW are coming to town....

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  1. I saw some of that movie, it just talks about the law of attraction and how everyone like Bill Gates to George Clooney use the secret to be successful.

    Right..

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  2. The math is always so depressing when you realize how little extra you'll have.

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  3. You should share your glory with everyone. Mostly me :D

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  4. Yeah Falkin, especially when you're actually only working TWENTY hours a week....

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  5. like Sean, I saw some of that movie too. I don't believe it at all.

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  7. you should spend your extra $17 (or $8.50..) on ice cream every week. i'm willing to bet you don't eat enough ice cream weekly as is, and one can never have too much ice cream. unless, of course, they are lactose-intolerant. in which case they ought to off themselves right now. because a life without ice cream is a life not worth living. so go buy yourself some klondike bars.. or kill yourself.. is basically what i'm trying to say.

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  8. Oh look out exclusive clubs and high-end shopping centers...
    could. not. stop laughing

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  9. I can help you out here. There's this wonderful guy in Nigeria whose going to give me shedloads of money as soon as he has my bank details. I mean, I know he picked me out specially but you seem like a nice guy and I'm sure he'd help you too. Do you want me to give him your email address?

    Anyone?

    No takers?

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