Hi, I'm Isaac Marion. I have been aged for 26 years in charred oak casks, which is why I'm so dry. I live in a lovely apartment in Seattle with carpets the color of dirt. I earn an unimpressive income as a Visitation Supervisor, where I drive various foster children to visits with their biological parents, and then supervise those visits. In those moments where I am not breaking up fights or reminding parents that crack rocks are not appropriate lunch snacks for children, I use the extra time to write this website.
If you would like to know more, or become more "intimate" with me, I invite you to visit my obligatory MYSPACE PAGE, or email me (isaacinspace at gmail.com) or even, what the hell, call me. (206-327-0668) I ain't scared a you.
6 comments:
that's pretty awesome. how did you come up with this idea?
One of the kids I was driving yesterday was talking about names and he said he would name his kid "Sandslash."
I'm a substitute teacher, so I go through a ton of crazy names. My favorite ones--all real, by the way--are:
Izerion
Xiotil
Tomorrow
Dragon
I can see it now, "Angry Teen Murders Parents."
Xiotil?? Was that kid named after some faulty birth control pill?
Sandslash is the name of a Pokémon.
Also, "Tomorrow?" Are you kidding?
No joke. Actually, Izerion and Tomorrow are brother and sister!
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