12/07/2008

Your Face

Some bad things that happened to me this week:



1. I got a dry cough that feels like a bird is building a nest in my lungs.

2. I tried to take a nice relaxing bath, only to remember that I'm 6 foot 3 and can fit in no mortal bathtub.

3. I kept a movie from Blockbuster too long and was thus forced to purchase and own The Incredible Hulk.



Some good things that happened to me this week:



1. I heard some great new "Your Face" jokes from the kids I work with.


4 Yr Old Kid: You ain't the boss a me!

Dad: Yes I am! You ain't the boss a ME!

Kid: Well you ain't the boss a your FACE!


and my favorite so far...

(6 yr Old and his 11 yr old sister are sitting down at table to eat dinner)

Sister: Hey, we ain't got no cups!

Kid: You're FACE ain't got no cups!




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2 comments:

  1. Yay! Now I don't have to cry. Instead I can laugh at that four-year-old kid's sass. Best thing ever.

    Yeah, being too tall for the bathtub really sucks. I feel your pain. Quite literally.

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  2. Alright, old Hulk or new Hulk? If it's new Hulk, think of it as a blessing. Old Hulk...well, I'm sorry.

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