3/11/2009

Notes my neighbor has left on my car for parking slightly too close to him in our sardine-can apartment garage

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THANKS FOR BLOCKING MY SPACE



IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME, I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO IT



YOUR CAR, JACKASS!!


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8 comments:

  1. How much space did you leave? Is he a huge man? Can he eat you alive?!

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  2. If it weren't for the fact that you are not high school age, I would guess that this is the same person who parks next to me at school. Why can't we all just be parking space friends?

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  3. Is this the person who builds "snow maidens?"

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  4. You should bust his windows out and slash his tires, then leave a note on his windshield saying "I really do not appreciate notes on my windshield"

    But sign it with a hear smiley face.

    Then come up from behind with a shovel and murder him.

    Proceed by putting him in the car, setting it on fire, and driving it off the pier.


    I once was walking through Seattle and bought an Ocarina from a nice man with a pony tail. What could that mean?

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  5. Here's what you've gotta do with those notes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs4qIz7wyME&feature=channel

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  6. one of my favorite moments in all of life was when i came out of clam jumper in redmond and found a note on my windshield. it was a quarter sheet of paper with mickey mouse flipping you off and it said "i had to use a can opener to get into my car, assholes like you should take the bus."

    some guy actually made up these fliers, went into kinkos, spent an hour and $10 photocopying them and now carries them around looking for opportunities to present them.

    What a privilege for me to stumble upon such an artist. i wish i would have saved it.

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  7. Richard: What was written on the note?

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