I have no idea what's in here. I was young and dumb and probably problematic.
It recently came to my attention that some marketing genius/lunatic/pedophile is releasing albums of Top 40 hits "remixed" for happy choirs of pre-adolescent children. The logic being, I guess, that actual kids will hear the new versions and think, "Hey! I recognize that vocal timbre! That's a KID! I am now able to relate to this song!"
Here are a few of the more bizzare juxtapositions of singers' age/lyrical content...