6/02/2009

Crankythoughts

Overheard--Man and girlfriend walking on sidewalk. Man veers toward convenience store.

Man: I'm gonna get some beer.

Woman: You're gonna carry that all the way home?

Man: NO I'M GONNA FUCKING HAVE THEM DELIVER IT! (walks into store)



Little girl with adult woman in a playground. Girl trying to reach monkeybars.

Little girl to Isaac (tall): Will you help me reach the bars?

Isaac: I don't know...ask your mom.

Little girl: I don't HAVE a mom!




TODAY IN THE WORLD:

Ancient languages lost: 2
Euphemisms for genetalia coined: 12

Ethnic stereotypes debunked: 3
Ethnic stereotypes reinforced: 54

Spent by Americans on books:   $63,016,398 
Spent by Americans on pro sports:   $547,945,205

Births: 353,015
Deaths: 146,357
New planets colonized: 0




6 comments:

  1. Births: 353,015
    Deaths: 146,357
    New planets colonized: 0

    In regards to the above stats, I don't know if it will make you feel any better but Kami is NOT pregnant.

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  2. I really wish you would have kept that heart-shaped black stone.

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  3. is that birth/death ratio really true? wow

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  4. Yes, the stats on Birth/Death and money spent are both true. I know right?

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