Ask me your questions, bridge-keeper.

(Yes, I do Monty Python quotes every now and then.)

In a moment of weakness, I made a Formspring.me profile.

You can anonymously ask me any question you want, and I will answer it--not anonymously, but as myself.

I attribute this decision to innocent funloving curiosity, NOT staggering narcissism.




  1. all of the questions i ask are me trying to plan for a perfect date with you, whenever you finally have a "win a date with isaac marion" contest.

  2. I love your blog.

    and I say that, not as some random penis pill selling bot.

    I accidentally found you by googling "the most annoying sound in the world."

    keep up the awesome.

  3. Apparently it's now my job to regulate the weak and boring "flames" of growth-stunted 12 year old cowards on my comment boards. Fun.