6/23/2010

Things That Are Gross When You're Wearing In-Ear Headphones

1. Eating. (musha musha squisha squisha)

2. Drinking (gurgle glug glurt splurt)

3. Breathing heavily, like when jogging for instance (guhhhh HEEEE guhhhhh HEEEE )

4. Yogurt left in the fridge for too many months. (the in-ear headphones don't make it grosser, it's just gross.)

4 comments:

  1. As someone who has an oddly shaped tragus, in-ear headphones just won't stay in my head. Your article has shown me the upside to an otherwise debilitating predicament.

    Although I must say, I get the heavy breathing effect without wearing earbuds. Maybe due to my aforementioned strangely-shaped ears?

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  2. were is the fucking blobfish

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  3. lolololololololol blobfish da porra

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